(spoken)
Insert obligitory rapper talking right here

I'm unlike what you could imagine
Anything that you could fathom
I gag ‘em, I bag ‘em, I tag ‘em
Break them right down to their atoms
Then resurrect with precision
To infect in the incision
With my narrowest vision
Deeper and deeper into addiction, kids spiral
Affliction is fiction, the only mission is viral
Basically acidic, Geminis is wild
pH balanced, but never mild
Manic depressive?
Hell naw, I'm handsome and aggressive!
Plus, game is excessive
So super ego, I cannot express id
Body language is how I pick the target
Mark it, then me I market, conversation, spark it and aim my expressions
Damn, this is a lesson!
Not even halfway through blessin’
Minagé, I ain't bestin’
In love with lust, I live contradiction
Contraception,
Level up and let loose, Contra weapon
Busy selling dreams, Inception
Round number 3, throw number 2, but number 1 is misdirection
That last line was my favorite
Play it and play it ‘til you can play it
On My Own, no more set, no Alanis
Vanish or get vanquished
Pass ‘em off that’s what the game is
Won't break a dollar but I'll drop a dime
Objects in my mind, complacent with what these dames is
The "IT" guy is object-whoriented
Bits, bytes beta tested the bugs ain’t in it
I know you don't get it
So just smile at the hack next to you and keep on phishin’
Get my fix from double helix, that’s why I keep spinnin’
Afro Sheen, yes, my natural hair is winnin’
Shinin’ and grinnin’
Grown man shit, if you think I'm kiddin’
Insistin’, that you do my biddin’,
Get the work out never restin’
Not even thru stretchin’ wait til I start flexin’
Lyrical Killer, Mitchell Bades don't test him
The rest can’t best him
The best all ingest him
Invite him inside them
While silently lying
In a pious assignment
One eye for the hymen
Sliming inner lining
After mining for wiggle sightings
More than a little dining
And sharing the findings
Of an oral exploratory voyage of your oratory
True Story:
Do horns make me horny?
Does porn make you boring?
King Schlong, what you've adorned me
Keep Calm, Stroke On is what I implore thee
Of course we support seeds
But prophylactics are mattress practice
For the prose of the pros of Pro Mattress Backflips
Beautiful, that, the professional poetry of that contraption
Carnal attraction
Whipped cream and caramel action
Pardon me, a part of me says a party is happenin’
The other parts only party in reaction
Here's a d**k pic, take a look at deez captions